FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: IS SHMOOP LAME?

A: yes. shmoop is lame.

Q: How lame is shmoop?

A: Excellent question. The lameness of shmoop cannot be measured, but we know that, at the very least, shmoop is super lame. 

Q: Despite Shmoop's Lameness, do you love?

A: YES. I LOVE.