Hobbies — SHMOOP IS LAME

hOBBIES INCLUDE (BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO):

sTARING DREAMILY OUT OF THE WINDOWS OF RANDOM, ABANDONED CABINS.

enjoying fine wine, fondue, chocolate strawberries, and age-appropriate balloons.

GOING ON HIKES, PLAYING WITH POISON OAK, AND BECOMING REALLY, REALLY, RIDICULOUSLY GOOD-LOOKING.